Out of all the horrible things humans can experience on this planet, I’d say getting covered in poo is up there.
For some reason it’s hard to imagine a way out of getting crapped on. A practical tactic once it’s happened beyond sitting/standing there in total shock and disgust.
All poo is bad. There’s no genre of it that could slide down the side of your face and fail to horrify you.
When I was younger a bird defecated right on my nose, which, as things go in order to save people the embarrassment and PTSD that comes with being a pigeon’s fecal dartboard was congratulated as ‘good luck’.
I received no such thing. To this day I live in fear of a bird laying waste to my nose at the click of a finger and assume I always will. You win some, you lose some.
It’s why I sympathise with this girl who sits frozen in the passenger seat of a car having been caked in kitten dung.
Look at this face. A truly coming-of-age moment. Up until this moment, it was all lollipops, trampolines and play-doh. Not anymore. You know where you are? You’re in the jungle, baby.
Watch it here:
Source : Unilad